Taylor Swift and her infamous "squad" are pretty much like the popular girls at every high school: They exclusively hang out with people who are hot, act like they're always having more fun than you, and although part of you wants to be them, a bigger part of you actually kinda hates them.
Squad members include Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Sarah Hyland, Gigi Hadid, Emma Stone, Martha Hunt, Hailee Steinfeld, Cara Delevingne, Jaime King, Lena Dunham, Kendall Jenner, and Blake Lively to name a few. But this girl changes friends like she changes her underwear, so it's tough to keep up.
Over the years the "squad" has gained and lost members, but through it all, Taylor reigned supreme as leader of the group, snapping bikini-clad selfies of them on yachts, dressed up for red carpet events, or dancing carefree at concerts. In short, they're the worst.
If a bunch of skinny white models is not your idea of a good time, here are 11 squads that are much cooler than Taylor's ... and they might be easier to get into.
1. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Rachel Dratch.
These funny ladies are guaranteed to make you laugh harder than anyone Taylor hangs out with.
2. Kanye, Kim, Beyoncé, and Jay Z.
Kimye and TSwift are totally rivals, which makes this squad even more appealing. Plus, bonus Diddy!
3. The cast of Orange is the New Black.
These ladies spend a ton of time together on- and off-set because they're such great friends.
Uzo Aduba, the actress who plays Suzanne/"Crazy Eyes," is known to spend time with Taylor and the squad from time to time, but we forgive her.
4. The kids from Stranger Things.
Although most child stars seem like nightmares, these kids are the coolest.
5. The men from Full House
Dave Coulier, John Stamos and Bob Saget remained close since their Full House days, and you would want to chill with them for the dad jokes alone.
6. The So-called "Pu**y Posse"
Okay, the "Pu**y Posse" is just hardly better than Taylor's squad, but at least they give you major '90s nostalgia.
It's basically a group of men you are ashamed to have had a crush on.
7. The Final Five
The U.S. Women's Gymnastics Team that competed in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio seem the like the funnest, coolest, bicep-iest group around.
They even already have the shirts made and everything. Come on!
Occasionally, the presidents of the United States, Mexico and Canada come together to create NALS, the North American Leader Summit. They talk about how to improve international relations, the environment and the economy.
What happens when Cara Delevingne, Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland hang out? Probably nothing interesting.
9. The Rat Pack
Originally founded by Humphrey Bogart, the group of actors and singers continued to hang out after his death in 1957. It was comprised of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop.
Somehow they are still cooler than Taylor & Co., even though they called women "broads" and were drunk a lot.
10. The Brat Pack
The Brat Pack was essentially '80s teen movie royalty. Modeled after the Rat Pack, the core group consisted of Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, and Ally Sheedy.
11. The Fellowship of the Ring
These characters are not even real and they're still cooler than Taylor's brood. Do you really think Karlie Kloss will travel to Mordor with you to destroy the ring, Tay Tay? I doubt it.