I hope this trial gets picked up for multiple seasons, because it's awesome (NSFW language).

Death Row Records founder and gigantic scary person Suge Knight fainted in court today when, after hearing an amazing argument (above) about whether or not Knight is like Lucious Lyon from the hit Fox show Empire, the judge in his case set his bail at $25 million dollars. If you haven't been following this case, please start. It's great. It's like The Jinx but with a more sympathetic protagonist.

The rap mogul is on trial for two counts of hit-and-run, as well as murder and attempted murder after running over two men—Terry Carter, 55, and Cle "Bone" Sloan, 51—in a restaurant parking lot, killing Carter. Apparently, Knight and the men got into an altercation concerning an ad for the film Straight Outta Compton, which focused on the rise of NWA and the Los Angeles rap scene, including Suge.

Sources: TMZ | LA Times