Latest Suri Cruise pics spark debate over whether she looks more like Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes.

Latest Suri Cruise pics spark debate over whether she looks more like Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes.
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We live in a nation divided. At the heart of the controversy is an ethical dilemma: Which famous parent does Suri Cruise resemble more?

The Scientology guy on the couch?

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Or Joey from Dawson's Creek?

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The controversy began with a simple tweet from People:

The magazine described 10-year-old Suri as mom Katie Holmes' "mini-me," which is hardly controversial. People have been saying this for years. And by "people" I mean People, which is my favorite thing to read at the dentist.

Anyway, just when you thought we can finally, as a country, agree on this ONE thing.... along comes Us Weekly. The rival gossip magazine (idk if they are actually rivals but it makes this more fun) tweeted this yesterday, seven hours after People's ​tweet:

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"Suri Cruise is the spitting image of her dad, Tom Cruise!" they wrote.

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As citizens of the internet, we must choose sides. But since this is too grave a decision to make alone, let's check in with Twitter.

This person seems to think Suri looks like Cruise:

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This person thinks she looks like BOTH her parents (haha what a wacky notion!):

https://twitter.com/leslieaeldred/status/821048303710302208

This person is Team Holmes 100%:

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Then a few people don't care who she looks like. They just think Tom Cruise is a bad dad.

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So which parent's face does this girl who was serendipitously catapulted into fame have??

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Is this face more like? a) Tom's b) Katie's c) Suri's JK that's not an option

Choose wisely, citizens! This decision will impact the future of America.

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