Taylor Swift's throwback photo is of two baby geniuses plotting world domination.

Taylor Swift's throwback photo is of two baby geniuses plotting world domination.
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In honor of Austin Swift's 24th birthday on March 11, Taylor Swift posted a photo on Instagram of the two of them as little kids, laughing as they foresee Taylor's future as an icon and Austin's as an aspiring actor and accomplished Kanye-beefer. They're young children in this picture, meaning their laughing faces are probably expressing nothing save for innocent happiness—but there's a tiny, tiny chance there's some satisfaction at what's in store for them hidden in those gleeful smiles.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!!!!! Thanks for 24 years of LOLs. @austinkingsleyswift

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!!!!!
Thanks for 24 years of LOLs.

So blonde, so curly, so deliriously happy. Maybe they're that pleased with their color-coordinated 90s outfits.

The two—who look very much alike—still take pictures together. But their hair is less blonde and curly, and their faces now radiate power.

I feel like we achieved our goal of looking like we're in a new primetime drama series called Family Secrets.

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Aside from the throwback photo and Instagram shout-out to her 69.1 million followers (!!), Swift must've given her brother something else, maybe like a good old homemade cake. You're never too famous for homemade cake.

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