Taylor Swift recently hurt her hand, probably baking red velvet cupcakes for Lily Aldridge and Serayah or icing an Ina Garten flag cake for her cats. She posted an Instagram of her bandaged injury with an apt quote from pop icon...herself.
Yes, she wrote "Band aids don't fix kitchen knife-related injuries," along with the underused knife emoji, which has been waiting for a glamorous celebrity breakout moment like this. The caption is a classic T-Swift quirky play on the much-quoted "Band aids don't fix bullet holes" lyric from her song "Bad Blood," which is either about Katy Perry or cryptically about Katy Perry.
Swift wrote "13" on her bandage, because it's her lucky number, as you know or you're not her real friend.