#GirlSquad commander in chief Taylor Swift and boyfriend Calvin Harris, the DJ who became super hot circa 2013, were on a quaint dinner date the other night at the Giorgio Baldi Ristorante in Santa Monica. Before the couple even had a chance to place an order, they were bombarded by a fan. While this likely happens quite often, this kid was more aggressive than the average sycophant.
The kid sat down at Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris's small table, took Harris's menu, and nonchalantly posed for a photo. "Awesome dinner with mom and dad," reads the caption of his invasive Instagram.
Awesome dinner. The best. Personal space not encroached on at all.
It's photos like these that remind the plebeians that being a celebrity is actually awful.
Some of the time, at least.