For most of us to make national news, we would have to fall off a cliff playing Pokémon Go or body shame a celebrity. Taylor Swift just has to wake up and get out of bed. Actually, she'd probably make even bigger headlines if she didn't.

💕💕💕💕💕💕high fives.

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Those aren't "high fives," Taylor, they're hands desperately trying to touch an immortal.

When you're Taylor Swift, even the eggs you had for breakfast are fascinating. Here are some prime examples of stuff us normies do every day would get national attention we were Taylor Swift.