Screw the Higgs Boson. This is the most important discovery of the decade. Maybe. Sorta.
Taylor Swift is like quantum physics in that she is, at any moment, simultaneously making out with and writing a vicious breakup song about every other famous person in the universe. Who is the latest guy to get dragged into her probabilistic nightmare of doomed romance? Noted non-dude and Victoria's Secret supermodel Karlie Kloss. Swift has been at the center of bisexuality speculation with Kloss before, which I find exciting less for the vicarious eye-candy and more to hear what it will sound like when a woman is destroyed by one of Tay-Tay's chart-topping revenge anthems for a change.