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Taylor Swift saw an opportunity for a healthy dose of consensual man gropage with Tom Hiddleston on the 4th of July, and she went for it, teaching us all to take advantage of opportunities when they're presented to us. How American.

Taylor Swift pulls a Swifty by groping Tom Hiddleston's man boobs.
Taylor Swift pulls a Swifty by groping Tom Hiddleston's man boobs.

At the beginning of relationships, you're always looking for opportunities to brush up against your new mate's naughty bits. Proving she's just like us, Swift did just that. The scene at the top of the water slide probably went down like this: