Lord knows its hard out there for a good Christian woman to raise her daughter to have exemplary labia, but Twitter's newest (least) favorite person Jennifer Mayers will be damned if she doesn't try. To preach about sex-ruined labias to the masses, Mayers opted for a good old fashioned visual aid: a sloppy ham sandwich.
"The reasons I preach #Christianity," she writes. "My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left."
And she tagged Taylor Swift. For comment, presumably.
Wooowww. Ok. There are so many things are wrong with this it's hard to start. First, is she slut-shaming Taylor Swift, as though having pre-marital sex can cause loose or external labia (it can't)? Second, how closely is she monitoring her own daughter's vagina that she knows what it looks like? Third, if she is going to be preaching on this topic, she should know the vagina is, you know, internal and that the bread in this case would be the vulva and the ham the labia. (How did it come to this?) Fourth, I think she means the sandwich on the right represents her daughters vulva, and not that her daughter's vulva represents a sandwich.
Naturally, this atrocious tweet caused the Twittersphere to go ape, so let's let the hilarious replies address all other concerns.
Eesh. For everyone who suspects this woman could be a troll, her posts go back to April 2015. So, that's a lot of effort to finally drop a hot viral ham sammich tweet.
Taylor Swift has yet to comment, and is probably too busy feeding Tom Hiddelston a ham sandwich to care.