Lord knows its hard out there for a good Christian woman to raise her daughter to have exemplary labia, but Twitter's newest (least) favorite person Jennifer Mayers will be damned if she doesn't try. To preach about sex-ruined labias to the masses, Mayers opted for a good old fashioned visual aid: a sloppy ham sandwich.

"The reasons I preach #Christianity," she writes. "My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left."