This is the most wholesome and amusing thing Jackson has ever been accused of.

In so much of his private life, pop superstar Michael Jackson was the physical embodiment of "problematic." Today, however, film superstar and world-renowned a-hole Russell Crowe revealed one part of Michael's private life we can all support without reservation: his habit of prank calling the Australian movie star all over the world. Crowe did a very long sit-down with The Guardian to talk about his life and his issues with fame (and alcohol), and if you're into that sort of thing, go read it. I, on the other hand, just want to get to the good stuff. Namely, the stuff about Michael Jackson's hilariously unfunny prank phone calls:

Sources: The Guardian | The Sun | Defamer