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The first official cast photo of 'Suicide Squad' is a bunch of hot people looking not-hot.

This is some full-on creep makeup. Judging by this photo, 'Suicide Squad' is the movie version of hot celebrities taking ugly selfies.

I bet a lot of comic book fans are very excited. I'm super excited, and I've never even read the comic! Since I don't know the character's names, I've made them up based on their stellar, movie-villian attire:

1. Adam Beach: Man-Braidz
2. Jai Courtney: The Jersey Puncher
3. Cara Delevingne: Swamp Thang
4. Joel Kinnaman: Professor Gun-Slinger
5. Margot Robbie: Why Am I The Only One Smiling?
6. Will Smith: Can I Pull Off Bald? I Think I Can Pull Off Bald.
6. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje: Toxic Accident.
7. Jay Hernandez: Skeleton Prep School
8. Karen Fukuhara: Angry Dragon

Sources: Twitter | h/t Variety