Steve Jobs' caretaker is gonna have to put another peeping Tom in the Trash Bin.
(via redditor TheHorseSizedDuck)

For one brief, shining moment this week, Steve Jobs was alive again. Photographic evidence had proved that he was living in secret in Brazil, being pushed around in a wheelchair by an attendant. Of course, like an Apple keynote address promising everyone free iPhones, it was too good to be true. 

Not a dead CEO, just a testament to the triumph of the human spirit. Dammit. (via)

Instead of an inspiring genius with maddening qualities who ignored cancer treatments that would almost certainly have saved his life, it turned out to be an inspiring man with no known maddening qualities who only ignores doctors when they tell him his actually incurable disease will keep him from doing what he loves.

Sources: BD Outdoors | Valleywag