Your dad's eyes are a little red themselves, Benji.
Get ready to sort yourself into young and old, everyone. 21-year-old rapper/singer and Twitter person Benji got a photo from his dad today, who informed him he was sitting next to "some rapper whose (sic) super high" on a plane. Fortunately, this was no case of cringe-worthy mistaken identity. The dad was indeed sitting next to rapper Wiz Khalifa, who was almost certainly high (he claimed to spend $10,000 a month on cannabis before a medical dispensary started sponsoring him and selling a line of weed called Khalifa Kush). This was, however, the most perfect dad/pop culture interaction to take place on the Internet this year. This is crystalized dadness.