This is what it looks like when a dad sits near rapper Wiz Khalifa on a plane.

This is what it looks like when a dad sits near rapper Wiz Khalifa on a plane.
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This is what it looks like when a dad sits near rapper Wiz Khalifa on a plane.

Your dad's eyes are a little red themselves, Benji.

Get ready to sort yourself into young and old, everyone. 21-year-old rapper/singer and Twitter person Benji got a photo from his dad today, who informed him he was sitting next to "some rapper whose (sic) super high" on a plane. Fortunately, this was no case of cringe-worthy mistaken identity. The dad was indeed sitting next to rapper Wiz Khalifa, who was almost certainly high (he claimed to spend $10,000 a month on cannabis before a medical dispensary started sponsoring him and selling a line of weed called Khalifa Kush). This was, however, the most perfect dad/pop culture interaction to take place on the Internet this year. This is crystalized dadness.

Sorry if you hadn't heard of Wiz Khalifa. I apologize if this article made you realize you've become a dad without even fathering children. The Pittsburgh-based rapper was named Billboard's Top New Artist of 2012, so you really have no excuse at this point. Nonetheless, here is his best-known song, Black and Yellow, so you can continue to pretend to know what's up.

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(by Johnny McNulty)

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