Okay, sure. Zooey Deschanel is a very attractive young lady. That said, and I don't mean to be a jerk about it, but she's kinda playing with a rigged deck. I mean, look at those eyes! Those are some spell-bindingly gorgeous eyes. In fact, you could probably put those eyes on anyone and they'll automatically become this year's hottest ingenue.
As a matter of fact, the guyswithzooeyes Tumblr page is testing that very theory, with intriguing results:
Manic pixie dream POTUS. (via)
Talk about some breaking bedroom eyes. (via)
He probably drives all the men mad. (via)
More like Kanyeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!! (via)
Chick Magnet Dynasty. (via)
So, as you can plainly see, it's the eyes that are doing it. And, just in case you needed further proof, check out Zooey Deschanel without her signature facial feature:
See? That's just weird-looking.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)