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<p>Tiffany Haddish is single and ready to mingle...but maybe just not with Brad Pitt.</p><p>On Sunday, Haddish appeared in this behind-the-scenes Oscars segment with Kelly Ripa where she played &quot;Marry, Date, Ditch&quot;...which is some PG version of &quot;Marry, F***, Kill.&quot;</p><p>JUST SAY IT, KELLY. We are all adults here.</p><p>Anyway, during the interview, Haddish told Ripa that she ran into Brad Pitt in the elevator and, well...</p><p>Just watch the clip:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe oembed-full-width"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Yuz3jk55OzM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>&quot;I just met him in the elevator... He said in one year if he&rsquo;s single and I&rsquo;m single, we gonna do it, so you know what that means,&quot; said Haddish.</p><p>If you <em>don&#39;t</em> happen to know what that means, Haddish threw in some hand gestures that might be able to help you figure that out.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="(Loud whisper): IT&#39;S SEX" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" height="200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-V2Px6U.gif" width="267" /></div> <figcaption>(Loud whisper): IT&#39;S SEX</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Basically, publications ran rampant with the prospect of celebrity couple &quot;Briffany Pittish&quot; (I tried, okay?). <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/entertainment/tiffany-haddish-brad-pitt-oscars">Us included</a>.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Google" data-attribution-url="" height="433" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/th-1pMRkw.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Google</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>But it turns out that Haddish was only kidding about being one half of the potential power couple, and cleared up any rumors by tweeting this at <em>TMZ</em>:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.</p>&mdash; Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) <a href="https://twitter.com/TiffanyHaddish/status/971362969354305536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>I, for one, am much more interested in a Tiffany Haddish/Angelina Jolie friendship than a Tiffany Haddish/Brad Pitt relationship. Because let&#39;s be real...Tiffany can do <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-divorce-100-million/">so much better</a>.</p><p>Sorry, Brad! In the immortal words of Shania Twain...that don&#39;t impress me much.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" height="266" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-1-47IKSw.gif" width="474" /></div><div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Tiffany Haddish responds to her viral Brad Pitt story by listing the downsides of dating him.

Tiffany Haddish is single and ready to mingle...but maybe just not with Brad Pitt.On Sunday, Haddish appeared in this behind-the-scenes Oscars segment with Kelly Ripa where she played &quot;Marry, Date, Ditch&quot;...which is some PG version of &quot;Marry, F***, Kill.&quot;JUST SAY IT, KELLY. We are all adults here.Anyway, during the interview, Haddish told Ripa that she ran into Brad Pitt in the elevator and, well...Just watch the clip:&quot;I just met him in the elevator... He said in one year if he&rsquo;s single and I&rsquo;m single, we gonna do it, so you know what that means,&quot; said Haddish.If you don&#39;t happen to know what that means, Haddish threw in some hand gestures that might be able to help you figure that out. (Loud whisper): IT&#39;S SEX giphyBasically, publications ran rampant with the prospect of celebrity couple &quot;Briffany Pittish&quot; (I tried, okay?). Us included.GoogleBut it turns out that Haddish was only kidding about being one half of the potential power couple, and cleared up any rumors by tweeting this at TMZ:So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.&mdash; Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 7, 2018 I, for one, am much more interested in a Tiffany Haddish/Angelina Jolie friendship than a Tiffany Haddish/Brad Pitt relationship. Because let&#39;s be real...Tiffany can do so much better.Sorry, Brad! In the immortal words of Shania Twain...that don&#39;t impress me much.giphy

Tiffany Haddish is single and ready to mingle...but maybe just not with Brad Pitt.  On Sunday, Haddish appeared in this behind-the-scenes Oscars segment with Kelly Ripa where she played &quot;Marry, Date, Ditch&quot;...which is some PG...