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I know today we're all busy buying last-minute gifts and having last-minute panic attacks. But we need to discuss Tiger Woods' Christmas photo. And we need to discuss it now.

Are you sitting down? Because you should sit down. Take a deep breath. Ready? Okay, tbh you'll never be entirely ready for this. But here it is:

In case you were too floored to read the caption, it says: "Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back!"

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm what??????

His kids, 9-year-old daughter Sam and 7-year-old son Charlie with ex-wife Elin Nordegren, "love" this? What? Why? Do they know what "MacDaddy" means? Do they know that their mom smashed dad's car with a golf club in 2009 because he cheated on her with multiple women?

If this was just some random dude's photo, I'd say hey: you do you. But this is Tiger Woods, a public figure with a very public history of infidelity.

Is it a joke? Sure. But it's a joke that makes me want to crawl out of my skin and transcend this mortal human realm.

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But I don't need to tell you how to feel. I'll let Twitter do it for me:

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^^^GREAT question, Curtis Burch!

And then there's this reaction, which is just too real:

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But I think I relate the most to this person's response:

Only instead of 2017, make that 2020, please.

Merry Christmas, I guess?