Isabella Cruise, daughter of Academy Award-nominated parent Tom Cruise and Academy Award-winning parent Nicole Kidman, apparently got married on September 18 in secret. Unlike most secret Hollywood weddings, however, it was the kind of secret Hollywood wedding that people actually never found out about until after. Including her dad. According to Woman's Day, Isabella married Max Parker, an IT consultant (aka normal-ish person), at The Dorchester Hotel in London. The 22-year-old wore a white long-sleeved lace mini-dress and her bridesmaids wore jumpsuits, which is the way of the future.
According to Perez Hilton, Nicole Kidman attended the event, but Tom Cruise wasn't there. But let's be real: we don't know the dynamics of their family, and that guy is probably a real wildcard at weddings.
Again, we can't say for sure that Isabella told Cruise to make like a tree and please respect her privacy, but that won't stop us from making like a cameraperson filming Tom Cruise and blowing this way out of proportion.