A news reporter caught Taylor Swift's beta BF Tom Hiddleston going for a run outside the Gold Coast, Australia hotel where they have been shacking up all weekend. The reporter lobs him some pretty soft Q's about their relationship, but they seem to totally fluster Hiddleston, who knows better than to speak for Mistress Swift without a list of prepared statements.
"How's Taylor enjoying the beautiful Gold Coast?"
"Uhmm.. er.. uh... [shit Taylor didn't tell me if I can say that she's having a good time what do I do????]... I'm not going to answer that if that's alright. "
Wow, so much stalling; he's scared he will upset the master. He even asks the reporter if its alright if he doesn't answer, because he's afraid to upset any woman for any reason. What a sweet little beta.
The reporter tries again: "What are you and your girlfriend looking forward to doing on the Gold Coast?"
"Ummm.. [GIRLFRIEND? FUCK THERE"S NO RIGHT ANSWER!!!!].. I don't know."
It's OK if you're not allowed to talk, Tom. Swift's ex Calvin Harris is allegedly willing to use his new track to talk for you.
Poor Hiddleston. One of the rare moments Taylor allows him to be seen alone and he can't even say if they are having a good time. This is all Taylor's fault; she should have never let him go outside without her in the first place.