Kylie Jenner and Tyga: Did they break up? Did they not break up? Are they lovers so destined to be together that in 40 years, we'll be watching The Kylie and Tyga Story on Lifetime?

Eh, probably not. On Thursday, the rapper was spotted in a very romantic location (a parking garage) with Kylie look-alike Val Mercado. US Weekly describes Mercado as "an aspiring model and singer," but fails to add "who looks so disturbingly like Kylie Jenner that Tyga maybe actually just mixed the women up and thought he was actually hanging with Kylie."