The funniest joke of the night was that he has a career.

Why couldn't it be a literal roast? (Getty)

Comedy Central taped its Roast of Justin Bieber over the weekend. The dais was star-studded this year, featuring emcee Kevin Hart, as well as Hannibal Burress, Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Chris D'Elia, Shaquille O'Neal, Natasha Legerro, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, and more. They even managed to book Jeff Ross! The full event won't air until March 30, but in the meantime, here's a collection of some of the best jokes of the night. They're presented in text form, so you can enjoy them without having to look at Bieber's face for even a minute. You're welcome.

Sources: People | The Telegraph | Entertainment Weekly | Complex | Huffington Post Canada