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James Franco is making headlines today after a 17-year old Scottish girl uploaded pictures and texts of his apparent attempts to arrange a naked tour of a NYC hotel room. Are they for real, or is it all a publicity stunt? Real or not, between movies, plays, pretending to be gay, and writing horrible poetry, how the hell does James Franco find the time for any of this?

According to the story that we're all buying into because of the excruciating dullness of our own lives, it all started when a girl named Lucy Clode met James outside of the theater where the renaissance bro is pranking people with an ironic production of Of Mice and Men.

Sources: Gawker