Why couldn't Bieber have been caught throwing cinder blocks at houses?

A terrible waste of eggs.

When Comedy Central airs its celebrity roast of Justin Bieber next month, it will, in all likelihood, not feature a segment in which people get to hurl food at the shirtless singer. Just repurposed jokes from the editing room floor of last year's James Franco roast.

So, enjoy this 30-second promo, because it'll probably be all you get:

Sources: Comedy Central | h/t Mashable