The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
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The 89th Annual Academy Awards are February 26th, also known as the Oscars, also known as the Roast of Donald Trump. It's a time to celebrate the grand tradition of cinema and see beautiful people in shiny outfits accept shiny trophies.

As the stars come out for Hollywood's biggest night, revel in the schadenfreude of looking at glamorous people in bad outfits that cost as much as your home. Here are our picks for the worst-dressed guests at the 2017 Oscars:

Scarlett Johansson

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Cotton candy wallpaper meets punk stud belt is what that girl at her high school who only listened to "alternative" music wore to your prom.
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Felicity Jones

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Poor Jyn Erso could take on the empire but gets lost in a pile of tulle.
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Dakota Johnson

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
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Jessica Biel

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
An animal was definitely harmed in the making of that necklace.
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Halle Berry

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Her face and hair are true wonders of the world, but that is not a dress as much as it is a bunch of discarded silk scarves from rhythmic gymnasts.
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Leslie Mann

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
This look was inspired by the dollop of mustard that comes next to a soft pretzel at a bar.
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Hailee Steinfeld

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Watercolor painting meets nipple pasties. Not the best combination.

Allison Schroeder

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
The brilliant screenwriter who brought us

Bianca Blanco

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Are there speakers in the shoulders that go all the way up to her ears? Is she listening to a podcast?
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Ryan Gosling

The worst dressed celebrities at the Oscars as chosen by someone with lasagna stains on their shirt.
Is his inspiration 1970s Bar Mitzvah Boy or The Puffy Shirt from
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