Advertising

The 89th Annual Academy Awards are February 26th, also known as the Oscars, also known as the Roast of Donald Trump. It's a time to celebrate the grand tradition of cinema and see beautiful people in shiny outfits accept shiny trophies.

As the stars come out for Hollywood's biggest night, revel in the schadenfreude of looking at glamorous people in bad outfits that cost as much as your home. Here are our picks for the worst-dressed guests at the 2017 Oscars:

Scarlett Johansson

Cotton candy wallpaper meets punk stud belt is what that girl at her high school who only listened to "alternative" music wore to your prom.
Cotton candy wallpaper meets punk stud belt is what that girl at her high school who only listened to "alternative" music wore to your prom.
Getty
Advertising

Felicity Jones

Poor Jyn Erso could take on the empire but gets lost in a pile of tulle.
Poor Jyn Erso could take on the empire but gets lost in a pile of tulle.
Getty

Dakota Johnson

The Fifty Shades star understandably wanted to cover up as much as possible, but the dress sadly looks like she sewed a napkin on her lap like she's gearing up for a messy meal.
The Fifty Shades star understandably wanted to cover up as much as possible, but the dress sadly looks like she sewed a napkin on her lap like she's gearing up for a messy meal.

Jessica Biel

An animal was definitely harmed in the making of that necklace.
An animal was definitely harmed in the making of that necklace.
Getty

Halle Berry

Her face and hair are true wonders of the world, but that is not a dress as much as it is a bunch of discarded silk scarves from rhythmic gymnasts.
Her face and hair are true wonders of the world, but that is not a dress as much as it is a bunch of discarded silk scarves from rhythmic gymnasts.
Getty
Advertising

Leslie Mann

This look was inspired by the dollop of mustard that comes next to a soft pretzel at a bar.
This look was inspired by the dollop of mustard that comes next to a soft pretzel at a bar.
Getty

Hailee Steinfeld

Watercolor painting meets nipple pasties. Not the best combination.
Watercolor painting meets nipple pasties. Not the best combination.

Allison Schroeder

The brilliant screenwriter who brought us Hidden Figures sports clashing colors you can see from space.
The brilliant screenwriter who brought us Hidden Figures sports clashing colors you can see from space.

Bianca Blanco

Are there speakers in the shoulders that go all the way up to her ears? Is she listening to a podcast?
Are there speakers in the shoulders that go all the way up to her ears? Is she listening to a podcast?
Advertising

Ryan Gosling

Is his inspiration 1970s Bar Mitzvah Boy or The Puffy Shirt from Seinfeld?
Is his inspiration 1970s Bar Mitzvah Boy or The Puffy Shirt from Seinfeld?
Getty