The VMAs were last night, and the hottest celebrities you've probably never heard of hit the red carpet in what we guess are considered "fashionable" outfits that will make you retreat further into that old hoodie you've been wearing for the last 6 years. Their fashion choices make just about as much sense as their music.
And sure, I personally don't know much about fashion, but I know a ton about being a petty killjoy, so let's make fun of some celebrities, shall we? Here are the worst dressed celebrities from the 2017 VMAs, as determined by a person whose wardrobe is 90% graphic t-shirts:
Jared Leto's sparkly cape is super...ugly.
Lizzo's bride-inspired outfit will make you say "I Don't."
Someone tell Lil Yachty that unless you are Jake from State Farm, khakis are a NO.
Joe Jonas has finally completed his transformation from teenage heartthrob to creepy uncle.
Paris Jackson's granny panties are relatable, but not fashionable.
Wait, did Hailey Baldwin steal Bella Hadid's MET Gala outfit?
I hate to say it, but Kesha's ruffly gown is doing her no favors.
Vanessa Hudgens should have cut off the bottom half of her gown.
I don't know who Rory Kramer is, but this entire look is so wrong.
Noah Cyrus? More like "Uh, NO" Cyrus.
As a person who regularly wears pajamas as street clothes, I almost respect Sophie Beem's fashion risk.
The top of Demi Lovato's outfit ain't so bad. The bottom though?
Farrah Abraham's look is almost as big a mess as she is.