In this live performance from 1994, young Stephen Colbert sings about a date where he really isn't feeling it.

This song about a bad date is like the 1990s version of a Tinder screenshot. This was Colbert's final show at Second City, and I'm trying really hard not to type about how voluminous his hair is, but I can't help it! He and costar Jenna Jolovitz play two characters on a date who are seriously struggling to keep their conversation going:

"It's a beautiful night."
"Thank you."
Sources: Splitsider