Someone is about to buy Justin Bieber's used milk glass for an obscene amount of money.

Someone is about to buy Justin Bieber's used milk glass for an obscene amount of money.
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Justin Bieber had dinner at a pub in England and oh baby is that pub cashing in, putting his used "milk glass" on eBay. At the time of this article, the price had ballooned from the reasonable asking price of £10 (about $12) to a ludicrous £65,900 (about $81,000).

The seller of the exalted glass (which presumably touched the Bieber's royal lips), gives the following credentials:

I work at the kings oak where Justin bieber was seen yesterday having dinner and we kept his milk glass, it hasn't been washed !

What's implied is that if you hold the glass up to your lips, whether you're drinking milk with salmon like Bieber or eating a normal, human meal, it's like you're kissing Justin Bieber.

So if the logic of America's health instructors holds up, that means you're also kissing Selena Gomez, which means you're also kissing Orlando Bloom, which means you're also kissing Katy Perry, which means is $81,000 even enough for this most incredible treasure of celebrity sexual connections?!

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You'll also be kissing Russell Brand.

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