Kim Kardashian got naked for GQ, and it's incredible. Not because she's naked, not at all, but because at this point her nudity is a mere backdrop to all her other headlines. After the same GQ cover story, people freaked out that Kim Kardashian had gossiped about Taylor Swift. That Kim Kardashian talked casually about tampering with O.J evidence. Even that Kim Kardashian has angel-soft boobs that "make velvet feel like splinters."
But when you're done talking about those boobs, she'll also show them to you.
Kim's bare body has become the screen saver to the giant, whirring computer that is her life. It's just the ever-present backdrop to her other, and at this point juicier, stories.
But still, she does it so well.
"Even though I'm an ass girl, Kanye always says my boobs don't get as much attention as they deserve," Kim told GQ about her extremely famous boobs. Still, admittedly, they are not quite as famous as the butt that annoyingly coined the phrase "break the internet."
Headlines aside, the GQ piece did give a gorgeously written, compelling, and insightful look into The Life of Kim and the way she's changed since she became a part of The Life of Pablo.
Things seemed to really take off for her around the occasion of her third marriage—this time to one of the most critically respected musicians of the modern era, a union that earned her cachet as an artist's muse.
Kim's no longer just a sex symbol, she's a muse. "Her provocative selifes were no longer just attention-seeking; now they were also body positive." So if someone sees your mouse lingering over one of the above photos, just tell them it's art now. And if you want more photos, you're in luck. There will be more. Many more. For many decades, and until the end of time.