Kim Kardashian was probably not celebrating National Nude Day when she sat down in a fishnet dress with nothing under it but a nude bra and black lingerie, but she's the holiday's unofficial mascot nonetheless, thanks to these Snapchat videos she posted.
The "holiday" was on Thursday July 15, and it meant you could get completely naked, anywhere in the country, without fear of legal consequences*. Oh, you're a creepy dude and you missed it? Well, try again next year! Get naked on the train! And remember, Someecards does. Not. Take. Responsibility. For. Your. Jail. Sentence.
*That's a joke. Getting naked in public is not allowed.
According to People (the magazine, not just some random dudes), Kimoji was attending "the launch of OUE SkySpace" in L.A., which sounds like a rocket ship full of Keeping Up with the Kardashians DVDs she's sending to aliens.
Interestingly, Kardashian was rocking along to her husband Kanye West's song "Famous" in the first of the two Snaps above, a song that's become something of a controversy beacon thanks to its reference to Taylor Swift. A promo for Kardashians even implies Kardashian will bring it up again on an upcoming episode. Taylor Swift, as West notes in the song, is someone with whom he "might still have sex."
Earlier this year, Kardashian weighed in on the lyrics by accusing Swift overreacting. For her part, she doesn't mind West talking about "bitches" in his songs. She makes good on that nonchalance here, bopping along to the maybe-awkward-for-your-wife lyric, "For all the girls that got dick from Kanye West."
Long live the incredible, unapologetic confidence of Kim Kardashian. Unlike icons like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé, no controversy can destroy her. For she was born in controversy, forged in its fires, and every few weeks reborn in it anew like the phoenix.
Watch out, T-Swift. More importantly, watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kim K.'s looking to make you famous.