This was the last week of August, which is bad news if you love lounging in a pool of butt-sweat on your couch while scrolling through the Instagram stories of people who can afford to "summer" as a verb. I regret to inform you that all humid and over-hyped seasons must come to an end. But if back-to-pumpkin spice season has you in a funk, then maybe this list of the funniest tweets of the week from women on the internet will make you smile—but only if you feel like it. No pressure whatsoever. Your face, your choice!