You're on the internet right now, so you already know the lay of the land here. Chrissy Teigen is the undisputed queen of Twitter, because she is Extremely Online and first doesn't clear every single statement with a publicist. She is very, very unfiltered, offering hot takes on her hot husband, being famous, and President Pussy A** Bitch.
Here are her best tweets from 2019, the year she ate a ham sandwich made by the Sexiest Man Alive.