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<p>Hola! Can you say &quot;creepy&quot;?</p><p>A <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/dora-lost-city-gold-review-1227526">critic for The Hollywood Reporter</a> is bummed that the movie based on a cartoon for toddlers lacks sexuality.</p><p>The new movie <em>Dora and the Lost City of Gold </em>follows the young bilingual Indiana Jones as a 16-year-old rather than 10-year-old, and critic Todd McCarthy wished it was based on <em>Euphoria </em>and not, you know, <em>Dora the Explorer. </em></p><p>McCarthy called the children&#39;s movie for children &quot;A story about hormonal teens aimed at little kids,&quot; and seemed to wish that it had sexual tension in addition to a talking monkey.</p><p>After running through the (completely bonkers) plot, McCarthy turned to the actors&#39; &quot;mature vibes.&quot; Isabela Moner, who plays Dora, is 18, and her costar Jeff Wahlberg is 19. So, why aren&#39;t they boning?</p><p>The review reads:</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>There&#39;s a palpable gap you can&#39;t help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can&#39;t disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. <i>Dora </i>seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.</p> </blockquote><p>Methinks that Mr. McCarthy is the one trying to keep his &quot;hormones at bay,&quot; with his talk of sexuality &quot;throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface.&quot;</p><p>Most kids movies project &quot;a pre-sexualized version of youth,&quot; my dude, seeing as they&#39;re intended for pre-sexualized youth audiences.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The review is being ripped apart on Twitter and no, not in a sexual way, you perv.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brie Larson: White male film critics are over represented and it’s a problem for the industry.<br><br>Insecure Males: Why do you hate white men, Brie?<br><br>White Male Film Critic: This Dora the Explorer Movie didn’t have enough fucking.</p>&mdash; Will O&#39;Hargan (@whoiswillo) <a href="https://twitter.com/whoiswillo/status/1155948810046038017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">movie review guys obviously jerking it to Mrs. Incredible in their reviews is one funny and fairly harmless thing, but if the guy you tapped to write a Dora the Explorer review turns in this copy maybe editorial needs to rethink the assignment <a href="https://t.co/wL4mw8OYBu">https://t.co/wL4mw8OYBu</a></p>&mdash; Nathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1155947717538881545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I know we joke like &quot;haha all guys do is think about their dicks&quot; but then THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER publishes a review of the Dora the Explorer movie that laments its &quot;pre-sexualized version of youth&quot; and you realize that yup....that dude assumed Dora was about his dick.</p>&mdash; alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) <a href="https://twitter.com/alexisthenedd/status/1155921846048608256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don&#39;t say this lightly, but Todd McCarthy of the Hollywood Reporter deserves to go to jail for his Dora the Explorer review</p>&mdash; Jacob deNobel (@Jacob_deNobel) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jacob_deNobel/status/1155867648384782337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>I, for one, hope that this guy doesn&#39;t review <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/entertainment/furry-community-cats-trailer/"><em>Cats. </em></a></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

'Dora the Explorer' reviewer criticized for complaining about the movie's lack of sexuality.

Hola! Can you say &quot;creepy&quot;?A critic for The Hollywood Reporter is bummed that the movie based on a cartoon for toddlers lacks sexuality.The new movie Dora and the Lost City of Gold follows the young bilingual Indiana Jones as a 16-year-old rather than 10-year-old, and critic Todd McCarthy wished it was based on Euphoria and not, you know, Dora the Explorer. McCarthy called the children&#39;s movie for children &quot;A story about hormonal teens aimed at little kids,&quot; and seemed to wish that it had sexual tension in addition to a talking monkey.After running through the (completely bonkers) plot, McCarthy turned to the actors&#39; &quot;mature vibes.&quot; Isabela Moner, who plays Dora, is 18, and her costar Jeff Wahlberg is 19. So, why aren&#39;t they boning?The review reads: There&#39;s a palpable gap you can&#39;t help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can&#39;t disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955. Methinks that Mr. McCarthy is the one trying to keep his &quot;hormones at bay,&quot; with his talk of sexuality &quot;throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface.&quot;Most kids movies project &quot;a pre-sexualized version of youth,&quot; my dude, seeing as they&#39;re intended for pre-sexualized youth audiences.The review is being ripped apart on Twitter and no, not in a sexual way, you perv.Brie Larson: White male film critics are over represented and it’s a problem for the industry.Insecure Males: Why do you hate white men, Brie?White Male Film Critic: This Dora the Explorer Movie didn’t have enough fucking.&mdash; Will O&#39;Hargan (@whoiswillo) July 29, 2019 movie review guys obviously jerking it to Mrs. Incredible in their reviews is one funny and fairly harmless thing, but if the guy you tapped to write a Dora the Explorer review turns in this copy maybe editorial needs to rethink the assignment https://t.co/wL4mw8OYBu&mdash; Nathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) July 29, 2019  I know we joke like &quot;haha all guys do is think about their dicks&quot; but then THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER publishes a review of the Dora the Explorer movie that laments its &quot;pre-sexualized version of youth&quot; and you realize that yup....that dude assumed Dora was about his dick.&mdash; alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) July 29, 2019 I don&#39;t say this lightly, but Todd McCarthy of the Hollywood Reporter deserves to go to jail for his Dora the Explorer review&mdash; Jacob deNobel (@Jacob_deNobel) July 29, 2019 I, for one, hope that this guy doesn&#39;t review Cats. 

Hola! Can you say &quot;creepy&quot;?  A critic for The Hollywood Reporter is bummed that the movie based on a cartoon for toddlers lacks sexuality.  The new movie Dora and the Lost City of Gold follows the young bilingual Indiana Jones as...