A spoonful of Sugar Ray helps the breakup go down.
Cameo is this bonkers app through which anybody could pay a celebrity to send them a personalized greeting. Want to watch Jerry from Parks and Rec have another "fart attack"? That will be $125. For just $150, Gilbert Gottfried will scream at your friend. If you want to rent Tomi Lahren to help you "own the libs," she's available for just $60, because Fox News probably doesn't pay women the big bucks unless it's to keep them silent about sexual assault. Last year, Brett Favre, Andy Dick, and Soulja Boy all fulfilled a request through the app to endorse anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, so there isn't nothing people won't do.
The latest viral gag featuring D-list celebrities comes courtesy of prankster @SeanAppalled, who got Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath and the Trump White House's (for 11 days) Anthony Scaramucci to play out an elaborate breakup drama. Marriage Story is SHAKING.