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<p>Another day, another post with weird, funny, smart, thoughtful, wild, dumb, and annoying tweets! We cover the gambit, so you don&#39;t have to read every tweet on Twitter (that&#39;s right, we read every single one and only pick the most interesting). Let your fingers do the walking, and your eyes do the reading as you scroll through this post ignoring the ads and enjoying the gags!</p><p>1. 100%</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The worst jobs have the best coworkers</p>&mdash; Ryan Ken (@Ryan_Ken_Acts) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ryan_Ken_Acts/status/1398091269268717569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. Brood X were totally into Ross.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Friends&quot; ended in 2004 and had a reunion this week, which means the cicadas think it was on the whole time</p>&mdash; Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) <a href="https://twitter.com/jilltwiss/status/1398459342098153476?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. Which one of you were the accident?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Having siblings is weird. Im 17 arguing with an 8 yr old</p>&mdash; HS🇿🇦 (@_hs31) <a href="https://twitter.com/_hs31/status/1398372135727513604?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. Often the correct advice.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’d be a terrible couples therapist. I’d just be like “have you considered breaking up?”</p>&mdash; julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliashiplett/status/1398007173611929603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5. Agreed.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I should be allowed to just piss wherever</p>&mdash; Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1398696683941285896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. Never thought of this, but doing from now on.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">People with common courtesy* <a href="https://t.co/HN4s3MS7m8">https://t.co/HN4s3MS7m8</a></p>&mdash; 🏍 (@moetorxycle) <a href="https://twitter.com/moetorxycle/status/1398068118094848002?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. Send to anyone who&#39;s not getting vaccinated.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">shoulda led with this <a href="https://t.co/6znnkDWNL5">pic.twitter.com/6znnkDWNL5</a></p>&mdash; shauna (@goldengateblond) <a href="https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1398688788927291392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. This would be amazing.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose <a href="https://t.co/vpotrhc7y9">https://t.co/vpotrhc7y9</a> <a href="https://t.co/cohXuOndEm">pic.twitter.com/cohXuOndEm</a></p>&mdash; The Onion (@TheOnion) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1398662956339060742?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. Nasty.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I actually think the grossest part of this is the word “play” <a href="https://t.co/dWtyRcZ6QV">https://t.co/dWtyRcZ6QV</a></p>&mdash; Kate Willett (@katewillett) <a href="https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/1398701813558296578?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. Mordor?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t want to live in a reality where “business” is a “major” and “dragon slaying” “isn’t real”</p>&mdash; Danielle Grace (@danimgrace) <a href="https://twitter.com/danimgrace/status/1398727733136531459?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. Unfortunately this is us.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">🎶Let’s give ‘em nothin’ to talk about...🎶</p>&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1398641132385538054?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12. Normalizing.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Queer people are always like “why do straight people break up like this?” and it’s because ending a queer relationship is like “we have different life goals,” and ending a relationship with a straight man can be like “well he started reminding me A LOT of Keith Raniere” <a href="https://t.co/rN9VMvVwKf">https://t.co/rN9VMvVwKf</a></p>&mdash; Kate Willett (@katewillett) <a href="https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/1398720470967537667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13. Need a remake about 101 cars with the leade character named Coupe Deville.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The plot of &quot;Cruella&quot; looks so ridiculous. It completely undermines the gritty and nuanced realism of the original &quot;101 Dalmations.&quot;</p>&mdash; Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) <a href="https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1398685019737104385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14. Never had them, never will.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The worst part of things opening up is having to have standards again</p>&mdash; Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1398732296354549761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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Another day, another post with weird, funny, smart, thoughtful, wild, dumb, and annoying tweets! We cover the gambit, so you don&#39;t have to read every tweet on Twitter (that&#39;s right, we read every single one and only pick the most interesting). Let your fingers do the walking, and your eyes do the reading as you scroll through this post ignoring the ads and enjoying the gags!1. 100%The worst jobs have the best coworkers&mdash; Ryan Ken (@Ryan_Ken_Acts) May 28, 2021 2. Brood X were totally into Ross.&quot;Friends&quot; ended in 2004 and had a reunion this week, which means the cicadas think it was on the whole time&mdash; Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) May 29, 2021 3. Which one of you were the accident?Having siblings is weird. Im 17 arguing with an 8 yr old&mdash; HS🇿🇦 (@_hs31) May 28, 2021 4. Often the correct advice.I’d be a terrible couples therapist. I’d just be like “have you considered breaking up?”&mdash; julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) May 27, 2021 5. Agreed.I should be allowed to just piss wherever&mdash; Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) May 29, 2021 6. Never thought of this, but doing from now on.People with common courtesy* https://t.co/HN4s3MS7m8&mdash; 🏍 (@moetorxycle) May 28, 2021 7. Send to anyone who&#39;s not getting vaccinated.shoulda led with this pic.twitter.com/6znnkDWNL5&mdash; shauna (@goldengateblond) May 29, 2021 8. This would be amazing.Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose https://t.co/vpotrhc7y9 pic.twitter.com/cohXuOndEm&mdash; The Onion (@TheOnion) May 29, 2021 9. Nasty.I actually think the grossest part of this is the word “play” https://t.co/dWtyRcZ6QV&mdash; Kate Willett (@katewillett) May 29, 2021 10. Mordor?I don’t want to live in a reality where “business” is a “major” and “dragon slaying” “isn’t real”&mdash; Danielle Grace (@danimgrace) May 29, 2021 11. Unfortunately this is us.🎶Let’s give ‘em nothin’ to talk about...🎶&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) May 29, 2021 12. Normalizing.Queer people are always like “why do straight people break up like this?” and it’s because ending a queer relationship is like “we have different life goals,” and ending a relationship with a straight man can be like “well he started reminding me A LOT of Keith Raniere” https://t.co/rN9VMvVwKf&mdash; Kate Willett (@katewillett) May 29, 2021 13. Need a remake about 101 cars with the leade character named Coupe Deville.The plot of &quot;Cruella&quot; looks so ridiculous. It completely undermines the gritty and nuanced realism of the original &quot;101 Dalmations.&quot;&mdash; Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2021 14. Never had them, never will.The worst part of things opening up is having to have standards again&mdash; Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 29, 2021 

Another day, another post with weird, funny, smart, thoughtful, wild, dumb, and annoying tweets! We cover the gambit, so you don&#39;t have to read every tweet on Twitter (that&#39;s right, we read every single one and only pick the most...