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<p>Another day, another 10 million tweets we read in order to bring you the cr&egrave;me de la cr&egrave;me. If you like funny tweets, or cr&egrave;me, you&#39;re going to love these creamy tweets. Mix them with your coffee. Put them on top of a breakfast muffin. Do whatever you like with them.</p><p>1. How does life work again?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m seeing friends for the first time tomorrow. In other news, from what I understand: pants are apparently... a shirt you wear on your legs?</p>&mdash; Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) <a href="https://twitter.com/LizHackett/status/1398878544579624965?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. &quot;I&#39;m the king of rock, there is none higher, Sucker MC&#39;s should call me sire.&quot;</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sucker MCs are doing their best, enough with the shaming rhetoric</p>&mdash; James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesUrbaniak/status/1398881159002525701?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. We like a full figured truck.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The fatphobia has got to stop!!! <a href="https://t.co/TsUYJDomfu">pic.twitter.com/TsUYJDomfu</a></p>&mdash; Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) <a href="https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez/status/1398842296431517698?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. Isn&#39;t this how coronavirus started?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just play this over and over until the pain dissipates <a href="https://twitter.com/k_simmons511?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@k_simmons511</a> <a href="https://t.co/tjkjLMgKGO">https://t.co/tjkjLMgKGO</a></p>&mdash; eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone) <a href="https://twitter.com/eddiepepitone/status/1398837280320614406?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5. If you had a choice between good sex and a good couch which would you choose?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The part of my brain that used to get excited about getting laid now looks forward to going home and laying under a weighted blanket on the couch</p>&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1398840973728251904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. Great lifehack.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Amazing food hack: pay someone at a restaurant to cook it for you.</p>&mdash; Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanWilbur/status/1398831670032224256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. Did social media ruin the world?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Remember when being interesting was the way most people became famous?</p>&mdash; Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) <a href="https://twitter.com/Crutnacker/status/1398847613206732802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. Ungrateful.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My wife didn’t appreciate the book of sex coupons I made for her, even after I explained it contained over $35 in savings.</p>&mdash; Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/mikeleffingwell/status/1398854131272482819?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. Oh, actually I live this way. Have a good night.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whenever I try to leave a party and someone tries to walk the same direction as me I’m just like “oh shit I live here now so... u can go on without me..”</p>&mdash; Maddy Smith (@somaddysmith) <a href="https://twitter.com/somaddysmith/status/1398805381585985542?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. If you feel attacked by this, you&#39;re the problem.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">look I know you can&#39;t &quot;make&quot; straight/bisexual women just straight up gay but damn some of these men are trying their level best</p>&mdash; Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) <a href="https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/1398825113299075077?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. 100%</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/MrDavidAngelo/status/1398866605677891585" height="334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-30-at-91233-am-BzF4gA.jpg" width="1172" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/MrDavidAngelo/status/1398866605677891585">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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Another day, another 10 million tweets we read in order to bring you the cr&egrave;me de la cr&egrave;me. If you like funny tweets, or cr&egrave;me, you&#39;re going to love these creamy tweets. Mix them with your coffee. Put them on top of a breakfast muffin. Do whatever you like with them.1. How does life work again?I&#39;m seeing friends for the first time tomorrow. In other news, from what I understand: pants are apparently... a shirt you wear on your legs?&mdash; Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 30, 2021 2. &quot;I&#39;m the king of rock, there is none higher, Sucker MC&#39;s should call me sire.&quot;Sucker MCs are doing their best, enough with the shaming rhetoric&mdash; James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) May 30, 2021 3. We like a full figured truck.The fatphobia has got to stop!!! pic.twitter.com/TsUYJDomfu&mdash; Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) May 30, 2021 4. Isn&#39;t this how coronavirus started?Just play this over and over until the pain dissipates @k_simmons511 https://t.co/tjkjLMgKGO&mdash; eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone) May 30, 2021 5. If you had a choice between good sex and a good couch which would you choose?The part of my brain that used to get excited about getting laid now looks forward to going home and laying under a weighted blanket on the couch&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 30, 2021 6. Great lifehack.Amazing food hack: pay someone at a restaurant to cook it for you.&mdash; Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) May 30, 2021 7. Did social media ruin the world?Remember when being interesting was the way most people became famous?&mdash; Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) May 30, 2021 8. Ungrateful.My wife didn’t appreciate the book of sex coupons I made for her, even after I explained it contained over $35 in savings.&mdash; Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) May 30, 2021 9. Oh, actually I live this way. Have a good night.Whenever I try to leave a party and someone tries to walk the same direction as me I’m just like “oh shit I live here now so... u can go on without me..”&mdash; Maddy Smith (@somaddysmith) May 30, 2021 10. If you feel attacked by this, you&#39;re the problem.look I know you can&#39;t &quot;make&quot; straight/bisexual women just straight up gay but damn some of these men are trying their level best&mdash; Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) May 30, 2021 11. 100%  Twitter

Another day, another 10 million tweets we read in order to bring you the cr&egrave;me de la cr&egrave;me. If you like funny tweets, or cr&egrave;me, you&#39;re going to love these creamy tweets. Mix them with your coffee. Put them on top...