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<p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.02em;">The Oscars were on Sunday, and the jokes on Twitter were as funny as the ceremony was long. </span></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="emma stone oscars GIF by The Academy Awards" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/9P3c4XfPcmKtAMCJ9N/giphy.gif" /></div> <figcaption>Point and laugh like Jennifer Lawrence.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.02em;">Here are the best, most important takes from that long-ass celebration cinema.</span></p><p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.02em;">1.</span></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">meryl streep is about that life <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#oscars</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xq6m32eAlJ">pic.twitter.com/Xq6m32eAlJ</a></p>&mdash; ziwe (@ziwe) <a href="https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/970481604790554624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chris Pine needs to host next year&#39;s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a> <a href="https://t.co/KP47fLA9nS">pic.twitter.com/KP47fLA9nS</a></p>&mdash; Rotten Tomatoes (@RottenTomatoes) <a href="https://twitter.com/RottenTomatoes/status/970482123197968384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you gotta get ready for the Oscars but there’s not much left in the 7th grade drama department’s prop trunk <a href="https://t.co/0NRrFKijBk">pic.twitter.com/0NRrFKijBk</a></p>&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/970483522866634752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wish I could sing like Gael Garcia Bernal. Oh wait, I can.</p>&mdash; Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/970482559879696389?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">wait <a href="https://twitter.com/RealChalamet?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@realchalamet</a> are u just <a href="https://twitter.com/armiehammer?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@armiehammer</a>&#39;s intern</p>&mdash; BoJack Horseman (@BoJackHorseman) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoJackHorseman/status/970475064226324482?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/TheMikeLawrence/status/970483523634081792</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congrats! <a href="https://t.co/MmgNlwPiGU">pic.twitter.com/MmgNlwPiGU</a></p>&mdash; pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) <a href="https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/970483846482407425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/kpfallon/status/970482735834943488</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/ymMEpfCQRs">pic.twitter.com/ymMEpfCQRs</a></p>&mdash; Schooley (@Rschooley) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/970378106375520256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/KaraRBrown/status/970471620610482176</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">McConaughey just came out and I go, &quot;he hasn&#39;t assaulted anyone, right?&quot; Honestly, it&#39;s a fun surprise.</p>&mdash; Naomi Ekperigin (@Blacktress) <a href="https://twitter.com/Blacktress/status/970493410145484800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Meow that hurt!!” - Kevin Spacey watching rapist Kobe Bryant win an Oscar</p>&mdash; Peter Miller (@peter_miller) <a href="https://twitter.com/peter_miller/status/970494829359607808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is quite the photo from backstage at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a> <a href="https://t.co/7MwY12p9f6">pic.twitter.com/7MwY12p9f6</a></p>&mdash; Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) <a href="https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/970493992059133952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;And the Oscar goes to...&quot;<br>(Presenter turns and, confused, looks to stage right. A tuxedoed accountant solemnly nods)<br>&quot;...&#39;I Love You, Daddy&#39;?&quot;</p>&mdash; Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) <a href="https://twitter.com/bornferal/status/970402047798345728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/lYxKz52bEA">pic.twitter.com/lYxKz52bEA</a></p>&mdash; Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) <a href="https://twitter.com/jillboard/status/970496984799838208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Come quick CJ’s doing “The Jackal” <a href="https://t.co/M5Sb9Qp9h2">pic.twitter.com/M5Sb9Qp9h2</a></p>&mdash; Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/970486829903302656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">did humanoid fish monsters just get a shoutout in this representation montage? now *that’s* inclusion. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#oscars</a></p>&mdash; david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) <a href="https://twitter.com/davidehrlich/status/970501564422123520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: Keegan Michael Key Has A Lot Of Stuff Going On Too, He Just Doesn’t Feel Like Talking About It Right Now <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a></p>&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/970504475877171200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;ve been at this a long time. <a href="https://t.co/ljEkhhJujj">pic.twitter.com/ljEkhhJujj</a></p>&mdash; Desi (@DesiJed) <a href="https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/970474853407981568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/970503935164235776</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="no" dir="ltr">Oscar winner <a href="https://t.co/lEiK3jq1jj">pic.twitter.com/lEiK3jq1jj</a></p>&mdash; BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) <a href="https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/970503783460503554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>22.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why did Meryl Streep attended the ceremony dressed as the Fairy godmother from Shrek? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a> <a href="https://t.co/HQZIQ6jpVX">pic.twitter.com/HQZIQ6jpVX</a></p>&mdash; dani #BLM (@TowerwhiteDani) <a href="https://twitter.com/TowerwhiteDani/status/970466810368729088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">loving this ad for War, during the Oscars. really changing my mind about War</p>&mdash; demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) <a href="https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/970505641683898368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotDeadYet?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NotDeadYet</a></p>&mdash; Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) <a href="https://twitter.com/IncredibleCulk/status/970510720982048774?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>25.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/seanoconnz/status/970514160193650688</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>26.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just won so much money. I had “Jane Fonda says orgasmatron” in my Oscar pool.</p>&mdash; Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) <a href="https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/970514709328814080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>27.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pitch: Movie about a married couple, at two points in their life <a href="https://t.co/wLYGK4BhnW">pic.twitter.com/wLYGK4BhnW</a></p>&mdash; Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) <a href="https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/970514881907630080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>28.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kobe really hit another buzzer beater with the whole Time’s Up thing.</p>&mdash; Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) <a href="https://twitter.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/970514464846917632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>29.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="es" dir="ltr">Popular vote vs. Electoral college. <a href="https://t.co/cDIcqyLIG0">pic.twitter.com/cDIcqyLIG0</a></p>&mdash; Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) <a href="https://twitter.com/elamin88/status/970515944970883073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>30.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If “Lady Bird” wins Best Picture they’re gonna burn down Sacramento.</p>&mdash; Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattGoldich/status/970518661210476545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>31.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Frances McDormand: I have two words to leave you with tonight... <a href="https://t.co/CDbekEjFbh">pic.twitter.com/CDbekEjFbh</a></p>&mdash; Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) <a href="https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/970518722375966720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>32.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A silent woman falls in love with a monster sought out by the Russians...The Shape of Water or the Melania Trump Story?<br><br>Thank you, I’ll be here all night! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Oscars</a></p>&mdash; Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) <a href="https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/970438923557142528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>31.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/970521490222333952</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>32.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/glumisa/status/970462322752933889</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>33.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/e_alexjung/status/970523756216094720</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

The 33 best tweets from the 2018 Oscars, the year of the Fish Man.

Orli Matlow

The Oscars were on Sunday, and the jokes on Twitter were as funny as the ceremony was long.  Point and laugh like Jennifer Lawrence. giphyHere are the best, most important takes from that long-ass celebration cinema.1.meryl streep is about that life #oscars pic.twitter.com/Xq6m32eAlJ&mdash; ziwe (@ziwe) March 5, 2018 2.Chris Pine needs to host next year&#39;s #Oscars pic.twitter.com/KP47fLA9nS&mdash; Rotten Tomatoes (@RottenTomatoes) March 5, 2018 3.When you gotta get ready for the Oscars but there’s not much left in the 7th grade drama department’s prop trunk pic.twitter.com/0NRrFKijBk&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 5, 2018 4.I wish I could sing like Gael Garcia Bernal. Oh wait, I can.&mdash; Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) March 5, 2018 5.wait @realchalamet are u just @armiehammer&#39;s intern&mdash; BoJack Horseman (@BoJackHorseman) March 5, 2018 6.https://twitter.com/TheMikeLawrence/status/9704835236340817927.Congrats! pic.twitter.com/MmgNlwPiGU&mdash; pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 5, 2018 8.https://twitter.com/kpfallon/status/9704827358349434889.pic.twitter.com/ymMEpfCQRs&mdash; Schooley (@Rschooley) March 4, 2018 10.https://twitter.com/KaraRBrown/status/97047162061048217611.McConaughey just came out and I go, &quot;he hasn&#39;t assaulted anyone, right?&quot; Honestly, it&#39;s a fun surprise.&mdash; Naomi Ekperigin (@Blacktress) March 5, 2018 12.“Meow that hurt!!” - Kevin Spacey watching rapist Kobe Bryant win an Oscar&mdash; Peter Miller (@peter_miller) March 5, 2018 13.this is quite the photo from backstage at the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/7MwY12p9f6&mdash; Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) March 5, 2018 14.&quot;And the Oscar goes to...&quot;(Presenter turns and, confused, looks to stage right. A tuxedoed accountant solemnly nods)&quot;...&#39;I Love You, Daddy&#39;?&quot;&mdash; Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) March 4, 2018 15.pic.twitter.com/lYxKz52bEA&mdash; Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 5, 2018 16.Come quick CJ’s doing “The Jackal” pic.twitter.com/M5Sb9Qp9h2&mdash; Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 5, 2018 17.did humanoid fish monsters just get a shoutout in this representation montage? now *that’s* inclusion. #oscars&mdash; david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) March 5, 2018 18.BREAKING: Keegan Michael Key Has A Lot Of Stuff Going On Too, He Just Doesn’t Feel Like Talking About It Right Now #Oscars&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 5, 2018 19.I&#39;ve been at this a long time. pic.twitter.com/ljEkhhJujj&mdash; Desi (@DesiJed) March 5, 2018 20.https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/97050393516423577621.Oscar winner pic.twitter.com/lEiK3jq1jj&mdash; BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) March 5, 2018 22.Why did Meryl Streep attended the ceremony dressed as the Fairy godmother from Shrek? #Oscars pic.twitter.com/HQZIQ6jpVX&mdash; dani #BLM (@TowerwhiteDani) March 5, 2018 23.loving this ad for War, during the Oscars. really changing my mind about War&mdash; demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 5, 2018 24.I&#39;m bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet&mdash; Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018 25.https://twitter.com/seanoconnz/status/97051416019365068826.I just won so much money. I had “Jane Fonda says orgasmatron” in my Oscar pool.&mdash; Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) March 5, 2018 27.Pitch: Movie about a married couple, at two points in their life pic.twitter.com/wLYGK4BhnW&mdash; Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) March 5, 2018 28.Kobe really hit another buzzer beater with the whole Time’s Up thing.&mdash; Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) March 5, 2018 29.Popular vote vs. Electoral college. pic.twitter.com/cDIcqyLIG0&mdash; Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) March 5, 2018 30.If “Lady Bird” wins Best Picture they’re gonna burn down Sacramento.&mdash; Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) March 5, 2018 31.Frances McDormand: I have two words to leave you with tonight... pic.twitter.com/CDbekEjFbh&mdash; Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) March 5, 2018 32.A silent woman falls in love with a monster sought out by the Russians...The Shape of Water or the Melania Trump Story?Thank you, I’ll be here all night! #Oscars&mdash; Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) March 4, 2018 31.https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/97052149022233395232.https://twitter.com/glumisa/status/97046232275293388933.https://twitter.com/e_alexjung/status/970523756216094720

The Oscars were on Sunday, and the jokes on Twitter were as funny as the ceremony was long.    Point and laugh like Jennifer Lawrence.   Here are the best, most important takes from that long-ass celebration cinema.  1.    2.    3.    4.  ...