The pop-culture-addicted humorists at Cracked have created 'The Aladdin Fan Theory To End All Fan Theories,' and as much as this site loves a good Aladdin fan theory, this mockery of the whole fan theory genre is perfect. They twist the movie into an elaborate pretzel in order to prove their impossible point that Jafar is secretly the hero of the film, and, if you think about it, it's great. It's great that Jafar is there to fix everything for everyone. It's great.