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Universal released this montage of outtakes from Trainwreck, and it's crazy how many joke options they had for some of the film's most memorable scenes. But only one (or, like, a few) could ultimately make the cut. R.I.P. "Maine Lobster Rolls." We never knew you, Amy-needing-a-calculator-to-figure-out-how-many-people-she's-slept-with. I'll never forget you, additional instances of LeBron James being surprisingly good at acting. Even though you didn't get into the actual movie, we will cherish you in this YouTube video forever.

Sources: Universal Pictures