The Oscar clip. Also, the only clip.

Let this clip from from the upcoming Syfy epic film Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda stand as testimony to all the naysayers who nayly said that Conan O'Brien's major motion picture acting debut would be less than dignified. Or "cheesy," if you will. Well, watch this and see if it doesn't shut you up:  

Sources: Conan | h/t Gawker