Spoiler alert: don't read this article if you're one of those weirdos who hasn't seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens yet.
In addition to breaking box office records, Star Wars: The Force Awakens is generating a record number of parody Twitter accounts. The world of Star Wars jokes is an ever-expanding galaxy, and the Force is strong in this one. Joining his brother-in-law Very Lonely Luke on Twitter is Dad Joke Han Solo, the punny papa who wants to make his moody son, Emo Kylo Ren, laugh.
It's the hilarious efforts of a dad just yearning to hear "I know" from his son.
Han had a rough start getting this plane off the ground:
But once he figured out how to pilot his Twitter, he was off to the races.
The Cool Dad jokes about his in-laws, and Ben's family tree:
He ventured into potty humor:
Papa Han has puns spanning the whole galaxy:
There's also @GetOffMyHan, another hilarious Twitter that chronicles Han's journey through fatherhood. Just like Han, it shot first (Warning: it's a little looser with the spoilers).