The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey, just came out and it's safe to watch at work while also inspiring uncomfortable sexual feelings at your desk.
The new film, released Valentine's Day 2017, reunites Dakota "wow she's going there" Johnson as innocent submissive Anastasia Steele and Jamie "damn you fine" Dornan as messed-up dominant Christian Grey. IMDb describes the plot of this latest BDSM-lite flick as, "While Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her."
The trailer shows how Anastasia and Christian deal with those demons.
Actually, let's focus on a certain part of that last demon therapy.
Johnson previously told Interview Magazine that she's over filming sex scenes.
Well, we’re not having actual sex. But I’ve been simulating sex for seven hours straight right now, and I’m over it.
We'll gladly film those scenes for you Miss Johnson. Like, for free.
Yes, we're so ready for these fireworks! (Which are a metaphor for, you know, we can't say, but it feels really, really good.)