Get out of this franchise while you still can.
Even though the promotional poster for Taken 3 promises "It Ends Here," we have our doubts. Does it actually end here or is "Okay, but it ends here" just what Liam Neeson said when he signed on?
If the film has any amount of success, we're likely to be held hostage by dozens more Taken films before the producers relent. Here's what sketch comedy group Pocketwatch thinks that will look like:
I dunno. I'd watch most of those.