Some women are into dating bad boys—the kind of guy who doesn't text you after sex, has tattoos, drinks too much, probably served jail time, and whose junk is most likely riddled with STDs. But what if you're into dating really bad boys—like horror movie villains made of fire and evil and knives who are probably going to kill you and possibly your entire family? But still—he just has that certain way of looking at you, you know?
Dates with horror movie villains (demons, serial killers, ghosts) are not common. There's no dating app for scary movie bad guys, and there are no reality shows focused on setting them up on first dates with potential
victims girlfriends. But if you are truly desperate to date one of the ultimate bad boys, here's a list of horror movie villains, ranked in order of least to most dateable (VILFs, if you will). The dates would almost certainly all end badly (these guys are probably all bad tippers and they refuse to take "no" for an answer), with you dying a horrible, gory death, but what matters is at least you had a reason to put on lipstick and get out of the house for a bit.