Redditor everetthiller, who is gifted with possibly the greatest Photoshop skills on the planet, has chosen to employ those talents for the good of making people think his parties are the most exclusive events this side of Beyonce's baby shower. We wish we could hire him to make our upcoming Oscar party look like it's more than just a handful of drunks sleepily staring at a bowl of chips. It's hard to find the seam in a lot of these, except exactly how short is the dude next to Reese Witherspoon supposed to be?

Sources: Redditor everetthiller