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It would be even more accurate if you could hear a small child crying as they watch this.

Lions are not great lovers. This video, made by Cynthia Kao for Cracked.com, shows us how much less romantic and heroic The Lion King would seem if it were actually honest about the role of the alpha male in pack life. No wonder Scar wanted to off his brother if only the King gets to mate. If you've ever seen a National Geographic where lions have sex, you may recall how deeply unhappy both partners look during it:


"IS THAT GOOD RIGHT THERE?" "NO, SO YOU MUST BE DOING IT RIGHT."

Sources: Cracked | Digg