The day after the Oscars pulled a Steve Harvey and accidentally gave Best Picture to La La Land before revealing it actually belonged to Moonlight, Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel used his show to recap the ludicrous snafu from his perspective.
"All of a sudden it turned into one of those Maury Povich paternity test shows," joked Kimmel, because the Oscars couldn't decide on the gold statue's true father.
In the end, Kimmel blamed no one for the mix-up, although he did laugh at how "Clyde threw Bonnie under the bus" by handing her the card in his moment of confusion.
Besides reiterating that the true loser of the Oscars was Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel wants you to know that he was definitely not the puppet master behind the chaotic finish.
"I did not pull a prank. If I had pulled a prank by the way... when they opened it there would have been like a bed, bath, and beyond gift card."