"I have been trying so hard" to make the sequel, lamented Lohan. "It's not in my hands."
"I know that Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, everyone at Paramount's very busy but I will keep forcing it and pushing on them until we do it!"
Yes! Please, rush this movie into production immediately. Make Lindsay Lohan, 30, play every high schooler. She also has some ideas for new co-stars.
From who—the studio? Jimmy Fallon? Jamie Lee Curtis?! SOMEONE ANSWER HER PHONE CALLS.