When your poop is frozen, take a laxative.
Just when I thought we were done with "Let It Go" parodies, "Let Me Poop" came along and changed everything. Though it seems inaccurate to call this a parody when Emily Mandelbaum, the little girl singing, gives no indication she means for this song to be funny. Instead, it feels more like Emily heard the melody of "Let It Go" and thought, "Yes. That melody will allow me to best express my feelings about pooping."
She sings with the intensity of a much older woman about her "stomach growling with the poop that is inside." When she reaches the stirring crescendo of "oh my god now I feel like I have to pee," you may find your own bowels start rumbling. Don't let it go until you reach the bathroom.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)