"Medium Dick" Mitch and "Just Kinda There" Josh

Whether you're a woman, a gay man, or just a totally straight dude who appreciates the fine art of professional dong-swinging, you already know about Magic Mike — the 8 Mile of movies about male strippers who are trying to start a furniture business. What you don't know is that several dancers were unfairly cut from the final film. Thankfully, we're here to show you what you'll be missing this weekend.


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