Movie theater uses cruel new admissions policy for sold-out Hunger Games screenings.

Movie theater uses cruel new admissions policy for sold-out Hunger Games screenings.
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Okay, how do we get tickets to watch that? Or will we have to fight it out for those tickets too? And will other people have to fight it out for the chance to watch the people fighting it out for the chance to watch the people fighting it out to watch the movie? This is going to lead to a self-perpetuating chain of bloody death-matches enveloping the nation until the only humans still alive are the ones who decided to stay home and watch Mad Men. If you know anyone attending this, or any other Hunger Games screening this weekend, send them the card below to wish them luck:

 

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